Our lovely year 6 pupils have sent news of their first day at Viney Hill.
To our dear parents,
We are writing to inform you about a serious accident on one of our recent hikes.
When we started the walk, we were immediately hit with the sensation of danger. Walking across the road, suddenly a black hog-like silhouette came swooping out of the undergrowth, snatching up children as it came—it was truly horrible as they fell into its gnashing jaws.
Later we found remains of torn up coats, bobble hats and gloves. It was a pitiful moment. We mourned terribly for our long-lost comrades. We are awfully sorry for your loss and desperately hope you don’t make us fill out any ghastly forms. Anyway do try not to worry yourselves unduly. We promise to try not to lose any more. Have a wonderful day!
Other news just in:- everyone is soaking wet; there has been an invasion of crane flies; a boy and a girl lost their shoes in the mud; lots of children have been seen hugging trees; several tents have floated away; we ‘bush camped’ up a hill; Bump turned into a Drop Bear; we have discovered our teachers are scoundrels and liars.
Kind regards
The remaining children
Sounds about right. 50p says it was Tess who lost her shoes…
Oh dear, what a calamity. Hug those trees children….
Sounds like a normal school trip to me, you are always going to lose a few. If one of the children was Isla I hope she was brave right until the end…
No word on which child was lost to the Wild Boar, hopefully that will be in next update!
Oh, what a shame. Please let me know if it was Rohan. We could make some money by renting out his room. 😂
Sending all our love to the survivors x